OLLIE VB

@ZachSun, want to know what I did with the 50K you gave me?

ZACH SUN

Donated it to the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free?

OLLIE VB

Wow.

So surprised you never got invited to the illegal raves at Harvard.

ROMEO COSTA

Go ahead and enlighten us, @OllievB

OLLIE VB

I bought a piece of art.

ZACH SUN

You did no such thing.

ROMEO COSTA

@ZachSun, I think he’s referring to vintage Playboy editions.

OLLIE VB

Har har, o ye of little faith.

ZACH SUN

Penthouse limited edition?

Ollie vB sent an image to the group.

ROMEO COSTA

First, assure me that opening this file won’t land me on the FBI’s watch list.

OLLIE VB

The amount of abuse I’m subjected to in this group will land me on a therapist’s couch one day.

ZACH SUN

You should land there thrice a week regardless.

You have more issues than National Geographic.

OLLIE VB

Just open the attachment.

ZACH SUN

It’s a…tweet?

ROMEO COSTA

Of a college girl eating ice cream in a bikini?

OLLIE VB

NFT, baby.

ZACH SUN

Ollie.

OLLIE.

NFTs are the biggest fake news since the Earth is flat.

OLLIE VB

Just because all other celestial objects are spherical doesn’t mean ours is, too, @ZachSun.

Don’t be a blind follower.

Think outside the box.

ZACH SUN

The oval-shaped box, I assume?

ROMEO COSTA

You just wasted 50K, my friend.

OLLIE VB

But I was specifically told by some guy on Reddit it is going to be worth millions one day.

ZACH SUN

He didn’t really do it.

OLLIE VB

Of course, I didn’t.

I just wanted to see if you thought I was THAT dumb.

ROMEO COSTA

Guess you got your answer.

OLLIE VB

Yeah.

Though it still escapes me how Rom is the one who is married to a Victoria’s Secret model and refuses to knock her up and I’M the one with the low IQ.

ZACH SUN

You mean QI.

OLLIE VB

Fuck you, Sun.

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